JERRY BRUCKHEIMER SIGNS KIM JONG UN TO PLAY HIMSELF
Pyongyang (by our Corea corresdondent Kim)
There was some confusion today in Hollywood, the White House, the Pentagon, in Copenhagen and many other European capitals when the North Corean Film Agency revealed that Jerry Bruckheimer has signed the Great Leader.
The German Bundeskanzler/In Angela Merkel was the first to speak out "Das hätte er nicht tun sollen" (He should'nt have done it). Was the successful US-film producer on the brink of showing Kim as a hero and a good guy?
I spoke to Jerry and he made it very clear: "It's all a silly misunderstanding. Just read the headline properly, you stupid. It means nothing else but Kim Jong Un will play ME in my fortcoming motion picture "Jerry Bruckheimer - The movie"
Addition by the editor: the film is already nicknamed "Kim & Jerry"